he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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