Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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