Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i used baking grease as lip gloss
17 year olds will be the death of me.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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