Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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