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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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