With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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