So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
