The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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