hotel room ftw
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Say something about gay babies.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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