Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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