It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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