porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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