Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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