How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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