Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
