how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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