So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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