I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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