Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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