Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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