i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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