Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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