you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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