it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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