I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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