16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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