We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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