when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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