Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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