how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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