six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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