8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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