How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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