Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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