your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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