There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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