I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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