i just wanna soil my oats bro
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Panties = found
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