he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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