I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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