He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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