Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Randomize
