oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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