i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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