I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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