I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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