yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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