Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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