Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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