Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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